I was selling souvenirs at Billy tonight and after the show this lady comes up to my booth and says….
Woman: Why do they smoke in the show? It almost gave me an asthma attack.
Me: Oh (insert sympathetic face here), that’s just how the show is.
Woman: I can’t believe they smoke, I thought it was illegal to smoke in confined spaces in NYC.
Me: Well, they smoke herbal cigarettes.
Woman: Herbal cigarettes? Like Marijuana?